Thursday, February 09, 2006

Everyday You Learn Something New

Went to an event last night held at a Chinese restaurant... questionable area of town... questionable food (ix-nay on the inese-chay uffet-bays). The fortune cookies were good tho! And... I learned something new. Did you know that adding the words "in bed" to the end of any fortune you receive makes it infinitely funnier and it always (or so I'm told) makes sense?

Sometimes it's good: "Your luck will be good today in bed"

Sometimes it's ... debatable: "You will master any feeling of inadequacy you may be having in bed".

Hehehe. Needless to say we had a good laugh at our table. (Actually it was less laughing and more suppressed giggling while trying to maintain the image that we were paying attention to the guest speakers.)

I never said that what you learn everyday is necessarily useful... :P

posted by allimalia 3:43 PM